Last night on The L Word . . .

(The clip featured above is my favorite sequence from Season 4.)

How is it that Shane is completely self-destructive in every one of her relationships; Helena refuses to get herself out of jail by telling where she hid the money she stole from that scary gambler; Tina finally gave up men because she is fixated on Bette; a pushing-60 Phyllis thinks that she can do better than Joyce; yet Jenny is still the craziest person I have ever seen on TV? This includes the nutcases on every incarnation of the Law & Order franchise. And by "nutcases" I mean both "the police who investigate crime" and "the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders." Elliot and Olivia, I'm talking about you. Munch too. :)

If you missed the Season Five premiere, you can find the edited version here. For all the explicit behavior and conversation, you'll have to order Showtime from your cable provider.

Also, did y'all see the I Love New York 2 Reunion last night? "It" (scroll down to #4) is seriously giving Jenny a run for her money.

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My friend got married!

No, that's not her. I don't know those fools pictured above. Can you believe [SPOILER ALERT] New York picked Tailor Made? That's some nonsense.

My friend Catherine got married. You can read about it here. Her husband seems pretty nice. And she made her own dress. How cool is that.

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So wrong.

What has VH1 come to? The video ended, but Midget Mac was okay. He swam across the pond, but when he reached the dock, New York didn't even try to help him. She didn't want to get her suit wet. And one of the other guys is married? This is now officially worse than College Hill: Embarrassing the VI Edition. Though that won't stop me from watching the I Love New York 2 antics.