"Rick Santorum, you keep speaking what's in your heart,"

"as long as it's in English."

Link to video, because the embed code won't work. :|


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"Some of us are the President of the United States of America!"

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"What is this Puerto Rican kid complainin' about? Boo hoo, Puerto Rico."

I'm not a president of anything, but I am creative and passionate, and I do a whole lot with what I have been given. I also read books!

That was the best thing I have seen all week. Yes, I know it's only Monday. I am already predicting that nothing I see Tuesday through Saturday will top this video. And if I see something better, well then hooray for me.

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