Your Big Gay Announcement will never make me forget the following:
- Your (unintentionally) comedic masterpiece On the Line, a movie that you not only starred in, but also executive produced, in which you and infamous Joey "525,600 minutes!" Fatone chased Emanuelle "Snow Day" Chriqui around some random city.
- Your failed attempt to become an astronaut--excuse me, cosmonaut. What, NASA wasn't good enough for you, you had to go into space with some Russians?
- Your perpetually frosted blonde hair, which has varied in length and shades of yellow over the past 10 years.
- Your makeout scene with Beverley "Saw II" Mitchell on 7th Heaven.
- Your highly publicized "just friends"hip with Danielle "Topanga" Fishel, when Boy Meets World and *NSync were both cool.
Your fan, until you start eating babies for attention,
Bianca Erin-Dempsey
P.S. Joey, don't think I forgot My Big Fat Greek Life. This Odd Couple sitcom remake better be good; you and Lance are both on notice.
2 comments:
You took the words out of my mind. Mind you, this was years ago. But still.
I went by myself to see "On The Line." I loved it.
Oh, anonymous. I had the decency to rent On the Line and watch it in my room, so as not to shame myself in the theater. Plus, I didn't have a car then, and I doubt any of my friends wanted to see it.
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