"Who are you going to go after next? Koalas? Baby Koalas?"

"I mean really!?! Rude! Really!?!"

Really, NBC? I can't embed the video? I mean really!?! Rude! Really!?!

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We've got to stop all of this white-on-white crime.

I didn't watch the VMAs this year, or even last year, because really. Are they even relevant anymore? No, they aren't. However, this morning I couldn't escape the stories of what went down in Vegas last night. If you live under a rock, or if you are my mother (who said to me last weekend, "I don't get Justin Timberlake"), here are the recaps:

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee are super mature, on The Superficial,

and

Britney Spears Gives The People What They Want: A Nationally Televised VMA Trainwreck, on Defamer

Kanye acted the fool, too, but who wasn't expecting that?