"These are sexy turtles."

"Do not call me a slutty unicorn, because... you don't have proof yet."


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"Welcome to Kittens and Kale."

Comedy Central

"You're in Mr. Nibbles's section. He's a rescue."


Oh, hipsters.


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I would like an official cupcake, too.

Official cupcakes for NHL teams? Seriously, New York Islanders?, by Greg Wyshynski, Yahoo! Sports.

Amy Brady, owner of Cupcake Gourmet in Huntington, has entered into an agreement with Savor, the concessionaire of the Nassau Coliseum, to split revenues from cupcakes she sells from a cart at Islanders home games.

But seriously: Hockey and cupcakes?

"I think it fits very well. I've watched the Islanders eat cupcakes before. I don't see it as a big jump," she said.

I'm not a hockey player (yet), but I have also eaten cupcakes before. Yum.

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