Because I'm feeling very feminist today

Via Feministing:



I would have picked my eyes, so I could shoot "frickin' laser beams" out of my sockets, like James Marsden. He was good in Hairspray. More practically, though, I wouldn't have to get anymore corrective eyewear. I'd probably get frames with no lenses in them, because I like how my glasses look on me. The lenses are the expensive part.