Showing posts with label the daily show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the daily show. Show all posts

Thursday, December 19, 2013

"Aim for the hungriest one."



"So the media would help by taking cameras, going out, filming poor people that are starving, and then broadcast that on national TV?"

"They certainly would."


"Okay, I just want to make sure that came out of your mouth the way that I heard it." 



:-(.


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Friday, July 26, 2013

"You either have a penis, or you don't."



"I do not."

You would have to be crazy to run for Congress. Or rich. Either. Or both.


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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Mayonnaise?



Puerto Rica-minica-Tex-Mex buffet does sound delicious. Sign me up!

BTdubs, why are there no Latinas represented in that video segment? Are there no women on the streets of New York who would like to share their bigoted views about Central Americans, South Americans, and West Indians on basic cable?


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Friday, April 29, 2011

They're not my Republican friends.



"The issue it seems to me is with a $1.6 trillion deficit, it is insane to think that the only way you're gonna move toward a balanced budget is by slashing college Pell grants, by cutting Medicaid, by converting Medicare into a voucher program, by cutting programs that working class people and middle-class people desperately need. And at the same time, our Republican friends say, 'Well, we're gonna to do all of these terrible things to the most vulnerable people in America, but you know what, we're not going to ask billionaires to pay a nickel more in taxes.' I think that that is insane."

. . .

"Working people have rights. Health care should be a right of all people, not just a privilege of the wealthy."



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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

He will be on the telly!

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Elijah Wood
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FX Orders Elijah Wood Comedy Wilfred, by Natalie Abrams, TV Guide via Yahoo! TV.


FX has ordered Wilfred, a new comedy series starring Elijah Wood as an introvert trying to find happiness, the network announced Monday.


Adapted from the Australian series of the same name, the show revolves around Ryan (Wood) and his alter ego/imaginary friend Wilfred. Wilfred appears as a dog to the outside world, and as a walking, talking man in a dog costume to Ryan. Jason Gann, who co-created and starred in the original series, will play Wilfred.


Wilfred is "part Labrador retriever and part Russell Crowe on a bender," executive producer David Zuckerman says.




Excitement! Also, I'd like to see that tattoo.


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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

"The hottest new show on Nick Jr."

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"It's hard to be tough on babies, but--"

"Here's a sign you shouldn't finish a sentence. When it begins with, 'I know it's hard to be tough on babies, but--'"


No. Let's not be tough on babies. Ever.

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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Friday, July 02, 2010

"Where were you on Christmas Day?"

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(Skip to 3:22 for the not-so-subtle bigotry.)


"You have a very different belief system than most of the people who come from where I come from."


What?

The nerve of those Republicans. Lindsey Graham, I'd like to know where you were on Christmas Day, you putz.

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

"Brought to you by Coca-Cola."

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
World Cup 2010: Into Africa - Goal Diggers
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Nkosinathi Jikeka, street vendor: "FIFA has imposed a one kilometer radius from the stadium where street vendors will not be allowed to trade. People that have been preferred in this World Cup will be the McDonald's, the Coca-Colas, and all these European companies. Then you tell me, what is African about that?"

John Oliver, Daily Show correspondent: "Well, let me put it to you this way. What's more African than the subjugation of black people?"


It's funny because it's true.

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In happier news, I present to you a post from pandafix, via Jezebel commenter CubeRootOfPi: 18 Baby Pandas: Adorable Photos!.




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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

"Everything from China is tainted with communism"?

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Socialism Studies
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The best part of this video is the girl wearing the pink panda shirt unironically. I like when she and her classmates laugh at Aasif's memories of parachute pants and ABBA.

The second best part of this video: Jay Chen, my official new blog crush. You've got some work to do, former #1 blog crush Jay Smooth.

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Thursday, May 06, 2010

"Cuatro!"

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"That's a bunch of Johnny Americans in there."

Arizona has some 'splainin to do. I wasn't going there anyway, but I'm certainly not going there now: Labor, civil rights groups press for national boycott of Arizona.

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"Let's say The Rapture occured, and all the Republicans were gone."

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Yes, let us please say that, so us sane people could get something done.

"Would the Democrats at that point be able to pass legislation they want?"

I would hope so.

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