"as long as it's in English."
Link to video, because the embed code won't work. :|
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Showing posts with label stephen colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stephen colbert. Show all posts
Saturday, March 17, 2012
"Rick Santorum, you keep speaking what's in your heart,"
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
"You have a lot of chutzpah, mi hermano."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Indecision 2012 - Hispanic Vote | ||||
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I'd like to "nosh on some enchilatkes"!
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Friday, November 18, 2011
"Is that a man, or did a horse take a dump in a wig factory?"
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2011 | ||||
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I can speak French! (Barely.) Look out, Bradley. Next year's cover is all mine. Still sexy!
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Thursday, October 20, 2011
"When something is clean, you don't need to clean it anymore."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Indecision 2012 - Job-Killing EPA | ||||
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"That's why I sold my dishwasher, and my bidet."
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011
"It's not what you say, it's what they hear."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Colbert Super PAC - Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC | ||||
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"So, 'energy exploration', not 'oil drilling'?"
"Correct."
"'Climate change', not 'global warming'."
"Yes."
"Okay. I think that is 'brilliant', not 'manipulative'."
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Friday, August 12, 2011
"Well, you're pretty, too."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Gloria Steinem | ||||
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"It's really important, seriously, that kids grow up knowing that men can be as loving and nurturing as women can."
"I thought the role of the father was to take his emotion and stuff it down as much as he can until it comes out inappropriately at Thanksgiving dinner."
Thank goodness for feminists. :)
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011
"This is America. Our vaginas speak English."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub | ||||
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If you didn't use Summer's Eve before . . . well, you still shouldn't. Ick.
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
"In Texas, it's way easier to get a gun than a college degree."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Voter ID Laws | ||||
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That is probably true in most states. I watched Bowling for Columbine.
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Friday, June 10, 2011
"Do we really need Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling?"
Yes, we do. But considering The Green Lantern and whatever this Vice Versa/Freaky Friday ripoff is, I say it's Gosling for the win. The smirkiness begins at 1:30:
Who's that curly-haired guy?
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Friday, April 29, 2011
"Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards?"
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards | ||||
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"I have no proof that he's even a black man! He could be white! And if that's the case, I don't understand why we're questioning his legitimacy."
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Monday, April 25, 2011
Actor? Painter? Korean pop star? Ice cream magnate?
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Renaissance Nemesis - Frank Jameso | ||||
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"I'm so Renaissance than under my suit I'm wearing a codpiece."
I'd like to fancy myself a Renaissance Lady, or a polymath, if you will. But apparently, I need to step my game up. Let's start with the ice cream. I've got ideas, Ben & Jerry.
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Sunday, April 17, 2011
"Speaking of never intending to give factual statements, Fox and Friends."
"You can get a pap smear or a breast exam at Walgreens . . . Ladies, just look for the stirrups."
Readers, that remark was not intended to be a factual statements. Keep your pants on at the drugstore.
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Monday, March 21, 2011
"Why can't you hold the camera steady?"
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Colbert PAC Ad | ||||
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"Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow."
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Wednesday, March 02, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
"I am a huge fan of Santorum . . . the Senator!"
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Rick Santorum Internet Search | ||||
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"You can eat your nachos again."
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Saturday, February 05, 2011
Darn those foreigners taking our jobs.
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer | ||||
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"Take that, 2006!"
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
So right again, Stephen T. Colbert
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| The Word - Coverage of Denial | ||||
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"If you're really good at pretending, maybe you can get a job as a Republican member of Congress. Because pretending to help you is apparently a big part of what they do."
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
"You'll be the talk of your tailgate."
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Coma Cozy | ||||
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I know I'll be talking about you, behind your back and to your face. Those are oversized baby pajamas! You cannot wear adult onesies outside of your house.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
I didn't read War and Peace either.
| The Colbert Report | Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| What's a Reince Priebus? | ||||
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Also, I think Ann Wagner's answer was a cry for help. Poor drunk lady.
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