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Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin | ||||
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"He is Jesus. Think about it. He lives in the desert, gives of his body, and hangs out with prostitutes."
Stephen bringing the funny. :)
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"You know, emperor penguins spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together." "Can you for one second believe that maybe I'm not some full-of-shit guy, that maybe I do like you, that maybe the other night was special?" "Steve, maybe I can believe it!"
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin | ||||
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