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"That's why Thomas Jefferson never married Sally Hemings. She never laughed at his slave jokes."
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In news that I wish weren't true: Court rejects 'Sally Hemings' name for horse, AP.
A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that a filly can't be named "Sally Hemings" after Thomas Jefferson's most famous slave and reputed lover...
..."If he really wants to race or breed this horse in Kentucky, [horse owner Garrett Redmond] will have to come up with a name that complies with the Jockey Club's rules," [Judge Alice Batchelder] wrote. "A quick look at the Jockey Club's Registry confirms that 'Horse With No Name' is no longer available."
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