Et tu, Dora?

The new Dora, by Miriam at Feministing.

This is not good. It is telling that I identify with a round girl who carries a backpack and has a monkey for a friend, more than with a skinny girl whose new defining characteristics are bouncy hair, jewelry and leggings. Leggings are not pants. What kind of adventures can a kid have in non-functional ballet slippers? Ugh.

That reminds me; I should get a monkey friend. Real or imaginary, either or.

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