Steve the Penguin

The Daily Show on Facebook

"Reince Priebus? Is that a name, or are you taking a final at Hogwarts?"

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Darn those foreigners taking our jobs.

Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

"Take that, 2006!"

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Friday, February 04, 2011

"Either way, let's pee on it."

Poor Gabe.

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Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Super meta

"Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said."

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Monday, January 31, 2011

Uncle Tom, Uncle Remus, and that guy from the Facebook movie

You know what's hilarious? A cocktail of misogyny and racism, mixed with a dollop of anti-Semitism and a dash of general body hatred.

Not Dean Edwards: Igor, man. Where'd you get that brain?

Jesse Eisenberg: Ah, from a woman who had just died.

Not Dean: What kind of woman?

Jesse: She worked at the DMV.

Not Dean: And what about the fingernails?

Jesse: From a cashier at Walgreens.

Not Dean: And where did you get the mouth?

Jesse: From a ho who didn't know her place.

The sketch continues:

Jesse: Master, I don't understand. Why doesn't he just tell her he's the man, and that she should do as he says?

Not Dean: You ever been with a sista?

Jesse: No.

Not Dean: Then you wouldn't understand.

Jesse: I've just been with Jewish girls.

Not Dean: Then you kinda understand.

Jesse: Yes.

Jesse Eisenberg, do you kiss you bubbe with that mouth? Speaking of bubbes, I should give a shout-out to my own: Hello! Thank you for reading. :) Who am I kidding? My grandmother doesn't read my blog. She doesn't even own a computer.

If only Igor and Dr. Frankenstein and his monster could find some more docile women to associate with, for example, some imaginary Asian women who will blow them in public bathrooms. I'm just saying.

Just when I was feeling happy about being me. But yet again, in the words of Joan Holloway, "No matter how powerful we get around here, they can just draw another cartoon."

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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Somebody help that baby.

"Very tired."

I hear you, kid.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

So right again, Stephen T. Colbert

The Word - Coverage of Denial

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

"If you're really good at pretending, maybe you can get a job as a Republican member of Congress. Because pretending to help you is apparently a big part of what they do."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

"You'll be the talk of your tailgate."

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Coma Cozy

I know I'll be talking about you, behind your back and to your face. Those are oversized baby pajamas! You cannot wear adult onesies outside of your house.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Apparently, it's always a good night for me.

"I wanna remember my night, and sometimes I just don't. And it sucks. So you're like, 'What did I do? Why did I end up in a garbage can?'"

End up in a garbage can? Are you sure that's not where your night began, Snook?

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I didn't read War and Peace either.

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

What's a Reince Priebus?

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Also, I think Ann Wagner's answer was a cry for help. Poor drunk lady.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

"Here go hell come."

"Explosion, and then darkness."

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Friday, December 10, 2010

"You funny!"

From Comedy Central's Hot List 2010:

Chelsea Peretti: You're a lady, correct?

Natasha Leggero: Correct! Um, yes. I'm very excited to be a lady.

Chelsea: Oh, god, who isn't?

Natasha: You do a lot of shows with ladies, right?

Chelsea: Well, let's play nice. I hate ladies as much as the next lady.

Natasha: [laughing]

Chelsea: But, people do think it's like a compliment to say, "You're funny. You're the funniest girl." Or usually, here's what I get--

Natasha: "Usually I don't think women are funny."

Chelsea: "Usually I don't think women are funny," yeah.

Natasha: "But you--"

Chelsea: "But you, however--"

Natasha: "You funny!"

Chelsea: "You were pretty funny."

Natasha: "For a woman."

Chelsea: I hate it when someone says, "You're pretty funny." Like, I don't need that thrown in the mix, the "pretty funny". The intros are always the worst.

Natasha: "You guys ready for a lady?"

Chelsea: "You ready for a lady?" Like this freak show's about to march onstage.

Natasha: [laughing]

Chelsea: The worst is they're like, "She's lovely, and she's funny." And then you like trot out in a little dress and tap shoes. It's like such a stressful intro.

Natasha: [laughing]

Chelsea: This is so fun. We should hang out more.

Natasha: Uh, yeah, this is a nice place.

Chelsea: Do you want to hang out more, er . . .

Natasha: You know, I'm actually really busy right now.

Chelsea: Okay, okay.

Oh, funny ladies.

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My new favorite Christmas commercial.

I like how it shows that not everyone who shops at Target is a wife or a mom. Other people need affordable merchandise, too.

I expect my next favorite Christmas commercial to be even better. :)

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Friday, December 03, 2010

"Where's our thanks for introducing Indians to whiskey?"

John Thune Looks Presidential

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c