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"That's why Thomas Jefferson never married Sally Hemings. She never laughed at his slave jokes."
Oh dear.
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"You know, emperor penguins spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together." "Can you for one second believe that maybe I'm not some full-of-shit guy, that maybe I do like you, that maybe the other night was special?" "Steve, maybe I can believe it!"
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