Saturday, August 01, 2009

"Do you think this is a teachable fart?"

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Yes I do, Stephen.


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"I can never go to the library and take out books again. No longer. Because they banned me from the library."


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Reading is fundamental. As long as you pay your taxes in the correct district. Don't give me any excuses about being "a 7-year-old child." Books aren't free!


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"You can't take 'fathers' out of 'founding fathers'. There's nothing more fatherly than wigs and capri pants."


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Hee hee, Tucker Carlson. He never gets better.

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